pooyan

A fine man. A very sexy and handsome man.

Girls, look he's so hot... He's a Pooyan!

by Jamie April 5, 2004

Poowan

An insult used to describe a person who is both asian and gay. They may also watch anime.

It is a british slang insult

Hey man, did you see that poowan at school today?

Yeah, what a little gay

by Bacon Randy April 10, 2019

Poowan

Used to describe a person whom of which is homosexual, Asian and has a love for anime. The word is often used by the means of insulting another person and is usually used in the UK however the phrase is not used as much as it was in the late 2000s.

I'm actually sick of that Poowan trying to act all tough around my brother, the little rat thinks he's cool.

by Madu Wang February 23, 2019

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Pootana

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poowan

Insult used against nepalese retards.
A poowan is someone with disgusting personal hygiene, and is a fucking autistic piece of shit.

“You smegma lipped little poowan. Die.”

by John From Birmingham October 19, 2019