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A fine man. A very sexy and handsome man.
Girls, look he's so hot... He's a Pooyan!
pooyan by Jamie April 5, 2004
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An insult used to describe a person who is both asian and gay. They may also watch anime.

It is a british slang insult
Hey man, did you see that poowan at school today?

Yeah, what a little gay
Poowan by Bacon Randy April 10, 2019
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Used to describe a person whom of which is homosexual, Asian and has a love for anime. The word is often used by the means of insulting another person and is usually used in the UK however the phrase is not used as much as it was in the late 2000s.
I'm actually sick of that Poowan trying to act all tough around my brother, the little rat thinks he's cool.
Poowan by Madu Wang February 23, 2019

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.
Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
Insult used against nepalese retards.
A poowan is someone with disgusting personal hygiene, and is a fucking autistic piece of shit.
“You smegma lipped little poowan. Die.”
Poowan by John From Birmingham October 19, 2019
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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