Poopume

The smell that is inside the bathroom when someone else has taken a poop and tried to mask the smell by spraying a perfume.

I cannot take a shower in your poopume.

Poopume by InternetOfEverything August 22, 2016

Poopume

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop and tried to mask it by spraying a perfume.

I cannot take a shower in your poopume.

Poopume by InternetOfEverything August 22, 2016

Poopune 

When a girls vagina smells more like her butt hole when your eating her out.

Girl- Oh yea that feels so good
Guy- Are you sure im eating the right hole
Girl- Yea, why?
Guy- Your pussy is poopuned.

Poopune by sexyboy69 January 6, 2010

poopmergency 

When the need to poop becomes so bad that you are about to crap your pants.

As he began to experience his poopmergency, a wave of cold sweat and shear panic set over him.

poopmergency by imlinn April 27, 2009

poopometer 

A device used to measure the potency of poop.

1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.

poopometer by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

Poopue

What you say when someone calls you retarded

Them: your retarded
Me: poopue

Poopue by UR MUM A BUM December 13, 2018

poopsmear 

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process

my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car

poopsmear by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007