poopness 

The state or condition of being poop.

The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.

poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008

Pooness 

Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!

Richard is a pooness

Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014

poorness 

1. someone who is deprived of an average income or who is homeless

2. a put down

1. a homeless person or someone getting benifits

2. "you poorness" directed at a person

poorness by Trent January 5, 2004

poopiness 

anything of or relating to being poopy

basically anything that just sucks ass

also can be used as a word to express great joy in times of hardship, kind of like right on! or fa sho! ya know...poopiness!

also spelled poopyness depending on the kind of use, poopyness is actual poop that comes out of ones booty

while poopiness isnt, because let's face it poop is gross

aw holyshitbitchmuddafudda dude, i broke a nail, thats straight up poopiness!!!

man last night i was constipated, it was poopyness

poopiness by dom the rapper July 31, 2008

Polopness 

A creamy sauce

My crush is walked by I’m so polopness

Polopness by Poopymrfart May 10, 2023

Poopess 

The female version of a poop. Commonly, this poop is made by irregularly large people. The way you can differentiate between the two is by the following: A poop is usually long and thick while a poopess is small and circular

My dog just made a poopess!

Poopess by Maxi Nad. November 30, 2007

Pooness 

Female version of a "Poon". Known for maneating and severe promiscuous behaviour. Generally found in the North of the United Kingdom, the Pooness has been known to venture down South in an attempt to find fresh meat.

The Pooness

Pooness by WBarr November 6, 2010