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poopness 

The state or condition of being poop.
The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.
poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008
Words you can keep
Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!
Richard is a pooness
Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014

poorness 

1. someone who is deprived of an average income or who is homeless

2. a put down
1. a homeless person or someone getting benifits

2. "you poorness" directed at a person
poorness by Trent January 5, 2004

poopiness 

anything of or relating to being poopy

basically anything that just sucks ass

also can be used as a word to express great joy in times of hardship, kind of like right on! or fa sho! ya know...poopiness!

also spelled poopyness depending on the kind of use, poopyness is actual poop that comes out of ones booty

while poopiness isnt, because let's face it poop is gross
aw holyshitbitchmuddafudda dude, i broke a nail, thats straight up poopiness!!!

man last night i was constipated, it was poopyness
poopiness by dom the rapper July 31, 2008

Polopness 

My crush is walked by I’m so polopness
Polopness by Poopymrfart May 10, 2023
The female version of a poop. Commonly, this poop is made by irregularly large people. The way you can differentiate between the two is by the following: A poop is usually long and thick while a poopess is small and circular
My dog just made a poopess!
Poopess by Maxi Nad. November 30, 2007
Female version of a "Poon". Known for maneating and severe promiscuous behaviour. Generally found in the North of the United Kingdom, the Pooness has been known to venture down South in an attempt to find fresh meat.
The Pooness
Pooness by WBarr November 6, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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