poopuke

Originating from "The Chico Bender" in fall of 2001.
A poopuke is generally found the morning after a hard night of drinking Steel Reserves and late night gorging on multiple servings of "Cup O' Noodles" doused with "Muy Bueno" cheese and "Tapatio". It consists of what can only be described as puking out of ones anus. Typically it is not a pleasurable experience though the recognition by ones peers of completing this act could be worth the agony.

I didn't make it to the john this morning during my poopuke attack. Mikey's bedroom may need to be hosed down.

by Damn Near Rectum April 9, 2004

poopskeet

An act of vandalism which requires two cooperating parties: the defecator and the ejaculator. The first party (defecator) must drop a deuce onto the victim or one of the victim's belongings. Immediately after the deuce has been dropped, the ejaculator must skeet on top of the load. With good form, the poopskeet will represent the duality of all things in nature; light and dark, good and evil, poop and skeet.

John and I poopskeeted all over that asshole's car yesterday. Taught him a lesson.

by steph4n June 23, 2008

Poopune

When a girls vagina smells more like her butt hole when your eating her out.

Girl- Oh yea that feels so good
Guy- Are you sure im eating the right hole
Girl- Yea, why?
Guy- Your pussy is poopuned.

by sexyboy69 January 6, 2010

poopskedaddle

The act of public defecation, followed by a stealthy exit.

After Chris was laid off, he poopskedaddled all over the boss's desk!

by DanJaRuss January 14, 2010

poouke

when someone tells you something so vile you poop and puke simultaneously in a fit of rage

"Hey Brian the apple event is starting!"

Brian: "Oh god I just poouked."

by Grumpy Dinosaur September 10, 2013

Poopue

What you say when someone calls you retarded

Them: your retarded
Me: poopue

by UR MUM A BUM December 13, 2018

Poopskeet

An act involving two playersin which the defecator, releases with great fury a freshly brewed batch of butt brownies upon a surface(usually the hood of a car). It is at this point in which the ejaculator explosively unloads his cock cannon subsequently causing a downpour of man juice onto the adjacent excrement. If the act has been preformed correctly a poopskeet will have been formed.

"Dude what the fuck is wrong with you, poopskeeting, really. Thats fucking gross."

"Sally's face totally got poopskeeted on last night.

by Grantasia June 23, 2008