Poopnel

The shrapnel left over from a war with the morning toilet; no matter how hard you try you cannot get the remains and forces you to take a shower.

Dammit, it looks like theres a little leftover poopnel after i used the toilet. If the toilet paper doesen't work for me, i;m gonna have to take a shower.

by hockeydude1181 November 27, 2009

poopelicious

1)The clean feeling you have after you poop.
2) A synonym for awesome

1)Boy do I feel poopelicious after that poo.
2)Boy the word poopelicious is such a poopelicious word.

by Brother's quotes May 21, 2016

Poopel Tower

The act of two people pooping at the same time, on the same toilet. Imagine a guy sitting on the toilet pooping, and a girl sitting on his lap pooping through the triangle hole his legs make with the toilet.

"Hey, Honey. I need to go drop a duece, do you want to go poopel tower it up?"

by curl_girl2 March 15, 2018

poopness

The state or condition of being poop.

The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.

by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008

poopself

The pronoun of a giant turd-like person.

She Her Hers Herself

He Him His Himself
They Them Theirs Themself
Poo Poops Poops Poopself

He has a dollar. --->Poo has a dollar.
The dollar is his.--->The dollar is poops.
He bought himself a friend. --->Poo bought poopself a friend.
His friend hates him.--->poops friend hates poops.

by kg3 July 3, 2015

poopelingina

When a girl wipes her behind from the front, cross-contaminating her vagina with feces.

Mary got a bad case of poopelingina, I told her to wipe correctly.

by Brad Hough November 14, 2004

poopcele

A poopcele is that little piece of poop that floats back up in the toilet bowl after you have flushed.

Who left that poopcele floating in the upstairs toilet?

by fino63 January 4, 2012