Poopsneak 

a) a person who is of douchie nature.

b) a douchebag

c) an ignorant person who'd like to punch in the face to wake them the hell up!

Dude, wake the hell up and stop being such a Poopsneak

Poopsneak by Charlie_TB December 28, 2010

poopsecks 

a more exciting variation of the term buttsecks and another humourous way to say anal sex :D

hey darren morrison, want some poopsecks?

but of course seanie boy!

poopsecks by seanie boi! June 9, 2009

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.

Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.

poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopsnatch 

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.

Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.

Poopsnatch by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

poopsteak

A term used for an unusually large terd. It is only used for log sized craps.

You should see the poopsteak he left in the toilet.

poopsteak by Nick Weismiller May 18, 2004

PoopSnake 

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

PoopSnake by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022

poopsnart 

The act of pooping violently, farting violently, and sneezing violently simultaneously.

James just poopsnarted so loud, my mom crapped her pants

Ryan and Matt where shocked when James poopsnarted

poopsnart by aavoqdl March 6, 2014