Poopnesia

When your in the middle of doing a task and you suddenly have to "number 2" real bad. Then when your done you totally forgot what you where doing before said emergency.

I had to "go" so bad I can't remember what I was doing before, I must be suffering from poopnesia.

by Hugh Knowit January 11, 2023

pornesian parrapio

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

polynesian hush puppy

When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.

I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.

by the_duffy_jew February 15, 2019

Polynesian Sex

A week long, slow process to prepare for intense passionate intimacy. It is important to note that as you got through this process, neither you nor your partner are aloud to masterbate in any form during the 7days. 1st day only observing your partners body. 2nd day exploring their body with touch or taste (avoiding genitals and lips). 3rd day allowed to kiss a little. 4th day allowed to touch sensitive areas (not genitals yet). 5th day can do passionate things but still (no genitals). 6th day try and resist each other and not be around each other too much for the day. 7th day you are free to do as you like.

Me and my girlfriend recently tried Polynesian Sex and it was incredible.

by Ikbal Muhammad January 19, 2022

Podnesia

1. A form of amnesia common among iPod and mp3 users. "Podnesiacs" have downloaded so many songs that they can't remember what's already on their device.

2. The mental condition that propels people to purchase (download) the same song more than once.

I think Tracy has Podnesia. She just downloaded "Last Train to Clarksville" for the third time in six months.

by Peter Kobs August 19, 2009

Polynesian

Greatest Culture by far. Hawaiian pride, Maori pride, Tongan pride, Samoan pride, etc. All Polynesians are BEAST!!

Look at them, they're Polynesians.
They're so beast

by Pua'ala808 September 12, 2013

Polynesians

People that make me question why the hell we celebrate European explorers

They made REAL discoveries, across a MASSIVE ocean, hundreds if not thousands of years before the Europeans, with far fewer resources, and, most importantly, WITHOUT MASSACRING INDIGENOUS POPULATIONS (none existed before them there)

Polynesians are the real discovering, Christopher Columbus and Magelan my ASS!

by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020