Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

Poopshower by thechop123 August 1, 2009

Poopshmere 

Shmere of thè poop

Sean is in the bathroom, and all of the sudden “ploooof” a poopshmere occurs

Poopshmere by Baldseanward December 8, 2018

Poop shower 

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result

Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/

Poop shower by MR. DNICK@CHEECK June 27, 2010

pooshower 

Taking a shower immediately after pooing.

"That's too long to be just washing his hands, David must be taking a pooshower."

"There's no toilet paper in here! Am I expected to take a pooshower after?"

pooshower by j_sz June 13, 2009

poopshoes

a petty insult, equivalent to calling someone a nonce, an idiot, a dummy, a meanie...etc. Originated by one Peter Vites in high school. I'm pretty sure this is the only thing he ever said to me over the course of four years. It's brilliant.

Joe: Tammy, that dress looks horrible on you and it makes your butt look so fat!
Tammy: Joe, you poopshoes!

poopshoes by theoriginalpoopshoes January 15, 2014

poopshooter 

Someone who likes anal sex above vaginal sex.

Joe ain't much on intercourse but he is one hell of a poopshooter

poopshooter by Chickenman June 12, 2003

poopscoper 

when ur picking up poop ur a poopscoper

that digger is a poopscoper

poopscoper by KINGIS521 March 11, 2023