poopshoes

a petty insult, equivalent to calling someone a nonce, an idiot, a dummy, a meanie...etc. Originated by one Peter Vites in high school. I'm pretty sure this is the only thing he ever said to me over the course of four years. It's brilliant.

Joe: Tammy, that dress looks horrible on you and it makes your butt look so fat!
Tammy: Joe, you poopshoes!

by theoriginalpoopshoes January 15, 2014

poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.

matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!

by pied pooper July 19, 2011

steamy poophouse

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.

"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."

by Frank4 January 11, 2009

Poohshiesty

Pooh shiesty that’s your dog and pooh you know he really shiesty.

“Aye you know poohshiesty “
“Oh yea poohshiesty that’s my dawg and he really shiesty “
“same bro”

by TyTyTooFly B. January 21, 2021

poopshoop

noun: when a little brother or sister is being annoying

"Trevor, stop being such a poopshoop!"

by buffie May 13, 2007

Poopshmere

Shmere of thè poop

Sean is in the bathroom, and all of the sudden “ploooof” a poopshmere occurs

by Baldseanward December 8, 2018

Pennsylvania Poopshoot

A severe anal discharge onto another individual's face.

Dude Stephen, I heard your girlfriend gave you a Pennsylvania Poopshoot

by Chris Rinaldo January 13, 2009