4 definitions by thechop123
A celebration of the love Valentine's Day and malt liquor. Friends of all backgrounds gather on Valentines Day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. Usually done while listening to love-themed music. Possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.
"Dude, did you hear that Chop almost died during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"
"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"
"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"
by thechop123 April 28, 2009
Possibly the best holiday ever made. It is a celebration of Halloween wherein participants come together in costume and consume multiple 40 oz. beverages.
by thechop123 January 2, 2009
A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.
Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.
Other variants include:
Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)
Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total
Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.
The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.
Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.
Other variants include:
Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)
Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total
Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.
The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.
"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"
"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"
"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"
by thechop123 August 1, 2009
by thechop123 April 27, 2009