pooshower 

Taking a shower immediately after pooing.

"That's too long to be just washing his hands, David must be taking a pooshower."

"There's no toilet paper in here! Am I expected to take a pooshower after?"

pooshower by j_sz June 13, 2009

pooshowbating 

The act of pooping in the shower whilst pleasuring oneself. it is the epitome of efficiency.

"We're going to be late for the show!"
"It's ok, Ray's pooshowbating to save time!"

pooshowbating by boblablaw1234 November 13, 2013

peeshower 

when in the need of purifying your system
your body decides to freely urinate while showering

oh yes mary you called me while i was peeshowering

peeshower by capicua April 8, 2010

Hot poo shower 

When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"

Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.

Hot poo shower by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015

poochewer 

the opposite of a baller. (pronunciation: poosh-wear).

You are such poochewer, you masticate shit like it is your job.

poochewer by Ian Shalang February 26, 2009

Pooholer

This is when you have to go take a poo and the little turd tricks you into thinking that its gonna come out by poking out a little and then running back in.

Sarah: Hey Diana, are you pooping?
Diana: No, I think I just had a pooholer.
Sarah: Whats a pooholer?
Diana: Look it up bro.

Pooholer by Chocolate Vanilla wet dream April 24, 2011

pooshoes 

An expression of annoyance when you're with people you can't swear in front of.

Oh pooshoes, I've done it again!

pooshoes by Hannahbelle March 13, 2007