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Poopistry 

Of or having to do with Poop.
Today my poop came out all grey. I think its the iron tablets I've been taking. It sure is interesting poopistry.
Poopistry by anonymous May 24, 2021
Words you can keep
When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.
„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“
poopist by chadster69 December 12, 2020

PoopityloopityDiarrhea 

When a gallon of diarrhea hits orbit in your toilet as you flush. It shall continue spinning around your toilet for the rest of time
Yo i just took the biggest poopityloopitydiarrhea

poopity scoop 

"Poopity scoop, Scoopidy whoop!"
poopity scoop by ZachP800 June 3, 2018

poopinary 

This word means much the same as lower GI (e.g., your colon and bunghole); as pissinary means the same as urinary tract.
Harold, you'll have to take those squalling carpet pigs to school this morning -- I have something wrong with my poopinary tract and I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:30!
poopinary by Telephony May 16, 2014

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital 

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.
My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!

poopitrator 

(n.) The person who craps in the bathroom and smells it up for everyone else who comes in after them.
Sally: Gross this bathroom smells like crap!
Jane: I just saw Isabel come out of here, maybe it was her!
Sally: She's the poopitrator!
poopitrator by Ash12345 December 31, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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