poopetry

Action of acting like a poody, gloomy, depressed, or just shitty.

Man 1: "This day is just terrible. I want it to end."

Man 2: "What's this poopetry? You're never sad!"

Guy A: "Have you talked to Dave lately?"

Guy B: "No, why?"

Guy A: "He's been really depressed lately."

Guy B: "What's this poopetry?"

poopetry by capainugget April 28, 2011

Pooetry 

AKA Shithouse Poetry. These linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from Idaho to Fallujah

Pooetry

In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon

~The Shithouse Poet

Pooetry by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

Poopetrate 

Poopetrated, Poopetrates, Poopetration, Poopetrating, an act performed by a poopetrator. To commit criminal acts with the use of feces in a manner that is revolting and irresponsible to the rules of social norms, or in a hostile way or in acts of revenge against another or their property.

To poopetrate on another would be to allow one's canine to poop or defecate in another's yard. Acts of poopetration were performed on the neighbors whom the poopetrator did not like. Using his dog's need to defecate as the weapon, my neighbor has poopetrated on my yard. My hidden camera caught his acts of poopetration. Poopetration is not limited to dog feces, but can include any type of feces used to commit a criminal act. This neighbor poopetrates on his neighbor every day by allowing his dog to take a crap on his yard.

Poopetrate by dmar239 March 21, 2013

poopetrator 

A person who commits heinous acts of the fecal nature.
Including: Upper-deckers, unflushable logs, poop nuggets in the shower, ect...

After waking up and seeing the large shit on the floor, Mark ran through the house searching for the poopetrator.

poopetrator by super skeet May 3, 2010

poopery 

Another word for crapper or toilet or john. It's derived from terms such as apothecary.

Sean: Why are you sweating so profusely in this cold weather?
George: I need to go to the poopery. Fast.

poopery by word_inventor_2014 July 10, 2014

Poopery 

1.A bunch of obvious nonsensical baloney that somebody tries to pass off as the truth.
2.Hogwash and bullshit rolled into one.
3.What politicians in Washington are trying to accomplish.
4.Tools you use in the bathroom to cleanse yourself when you are done defecating.
5.The constant elimination of waste with no end in sight.

1." Look at this stimulus bill it will jumpstart the economy"!...that is poopery how will it do that when you are borrowing and spending money like water!?
2.Universal Health care.
3.Toilet paper, soup, bidets, water and the filipino 'Tabo" or "Cabo"= a cup used for splashing water in the "poopery" area.

Poopery by Jingobingo March 8, 2010

Poopetrator 

One who leaves behind large bowel movements in public toilets for others to find.

"Man, that is one giant turd ... I wonder who the Poopetrator was this time?"

Poopetrator by pcicc February 26, 2014