Poopetize

Measurement og a persons urge to poo.

I have ate a lot of cabbage, so my poopetize is very good now.

by 90handle December 28, 2018

poopilizer

essence of cow; manure, a highly effective natural fertilizer.

The horticulturist suggested a regular application of poopilizer to proliferate Mrs. Rhoton's sunflower plants.

by Tom Bench June 15, 2004

poopatite

Your feeling to poop

I was going to the bathroom and the toilet was so dirty I lost my poopatite.

by dfssdf January 20, 2007

Pooptime

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.

Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.

by Pooptexter June 20, 2011

pooptine

Turds and gravy served over fries.

One order of Pooptine, please.

by Brougham96 June 28, 2015

pooptie

a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.

Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.

by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010

Poopette

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.

"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."

by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010