pooptie

a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.

Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.

by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010

Making Poopies

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

pooftie

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

Loose Poopie

Synonymous with diareara. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant. Plural: Loose Poopies

I've gotta stop eating those damn peppers before I bonk my babe. Tried to slip out a silent one during the hot action and out came some loose poopies. She was pissed but laughed anyway. Made me sleep on the couch.

by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

pootie do

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

by LaRhettie May 18, 2013

Loud Poopie

Synonymous with FART. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant.

Hey, I just cut a loud poopie. It rattled the windows. At least a 5 on the Richter scale.

by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

Oopsie poopsie

something you say when you make a large oopsie doopsie.

person 1: i accidentally systematically killed 9.8M people. my death ratio is now higher than hitler's. i have officially made the biggest oopsie poopsie of my life

person 2: ok

by Samueliscool223 October 13, 2021