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Lost my poopetite
When you have to duece really hard, and you go to sit on the potty and discover there is already duece or peepee all over the seat.
Dude: Oh boy that number 3 just hit my lower intestine.
*Dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches*
Dude: Barnacles I just lost my poopetite
*Dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches*
Dude: Barnacles I just lost my poopetite
Lost my poopetite by Mr.Frog January 23, 2011
Related Words
poopetite • Lost my poopetite • poopatite • Poopetize • Poopette • Poopenstein • poonette • poogetter • Poolette • poopatote
Lost My Poopetite
Like loosing my appetite, but instead of not wanting to eat anymore, its not wanting to poop anymore.
ex: Holding your poop in for the whole day at school, and not having to poop anymore at the end of the day.
ex: Holding your poop in for the whole day at school, and not having to poop anymore at the end of the day.
Lost My Poopetite by xStydia_afx September 2, 2015
Poopmite
Poopmite is..... well.... how do I say this................ I think he may have had involvement in 9/11. As in the terrorist attacks... idk! However, what I do know about poopmite is that he is related to Obama, Poopigga and Bohn Jean.
Poopmite by CindyDriver September 24, 2020
Poopiter
An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.
Russian Poolette
A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
Russian Poolette by Business Horse June 10, 2012
pooptote
On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.
pooptote by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011
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