poopatite 

Your feeling to poop

I was going to the bathroom and the toilet was so dirty I lost my poopatite.

poopatite by dfssdf January 20, 2007

Poopmite

Poopmite is..... well.... how do I say this................ I think he may have had involvement in 9/11. As in the terrorist attacks... idk! However, what I do know about poopmite is that he is related to Obama, Poopigga and Bohn Jean.

Poopmite not halal...... just built a little different 😈

Poopmite by CindyDriver September 24, 2020

Poopiter 

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.

Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.

Poopiter by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014

pooptote 

An inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.

On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.

pooptote by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011

Emperor Popatine 

The new Pope: Benedict XVI
He has an uncanny resemblance to Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars. If you don't believe it, simply go search google.

Emperor Popatine just got elected as the new Pope.

Emperor Popatine by Dorsk May 6, 2005

Pooptime 

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.

Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.

Pooptime by Pooptexter June 20, 2011

Poopalitis 

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.

I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.

Poopalitis by Dragon13 July 17, 2006