poopilizer 

essence of cow; manure, a highly effective natural fertilizer.

The horticulturist suggested a regular application of poopilizer to proliferate Mrs. Rhoton's sunflower plants.

poopilizer by Tom Bench June 15, 2004

poopinizer 

a person who shits in the cann more than 4 times daily

My exgirlfriend was such a poopinizer that i had to buy a christmas tree to keep the smell out.

poopinizer by mangan and hollence December 21, 2008