Poopalarity 

a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10

John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.

Poopalarity by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

popularity 

What is popularity anyway? Is it being able to be atheletic, friendly, pretty/handsome, and accepted by todays standards? Is it being able to follow all the trends? Is it being rich in order to have lots of friends? The world may never know.
Here's what I think::
Who cares. If you have a lot of friends, or even just a few good ones, and you like yourself, you're better off than lying about who you are, so you can hang out with a bunch of phonies, and cry yourself to sleep thinking about how you can never show the real you because you won't be accepted.

Girl 1: I am lyke so totally popular, I follow lyke all the trends, and am totally rich! *cries self to sleep at night*
Girl 2: I'm content how I am. *is fine*
Girl 1: Lyke, OMG, you are such a geek! *is envious*

popularity by Sakura The Pocky Goddess June 24, 2005

Anal popularity 

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass

Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps

Anal popularity by anonymous Zelda fan. May 17, 2021

Popularity 

See Bullshit.

Popularity

Popularity by Retarded Trollbang November 26, 2012

Popularity 

Many before have tried to define it, to pin down that secret quality that grants some enormous armies of followers while leaving others out in the rain. All of these searchers have one thing in common: they want to be more popular. This is their downfall, for, indeed, the one thing that the popular people share is unrealization of their own popularity. It may be pointed out that some popular people do notice it; however, by noticing their own popularity, they get caught up in the social system, and are constantly forced into overthinking themselves and attempting to become still more popular. This redefining of themselves as lacking in popularity inevitably leads to their fall, as they lose the characterisitics that drew to them such a large audience of friends in the first place.

What is the key, then? How can one be popular? The answer, counterintuitively, is by not trying to be popular so much as to interact with people on a regular basis, to have a lot of friends. For confidence is one liked, and, via the golden rule, through treating other people as friends and not as subjects does one gain and maintain what some call "popularity". True popularity is only being nice to people and being oneself to people, so they feel free to be the same around you, and it's not all that difficult to achieve, requiring only that one first rid themselves of the illusion of social systems and treat everyone else like equals.

B: Hey, man, isn't it weird how our school doesn't have any popular people?
M: Dude, don't you get it? That means we're the popular people! Sweet, all of our hanging out with our friends and posting pictures on facebook has made everyone jealous and given them senseless idealizations of our personal characters! What do you think we should do now to maintain our popularity?
B: I dunno, man, have more parties?
M: Yeah, let's do that! After all, we have plenty of peons who would enjoy basking in our personal limelights!

*weeks pass*

B: What happened, man? Nobody likes us anymore!
M: What do you mean, nobody likes you, everyone loves me!
B: No. No, they don't. They think we're both assholes for turning what used to be fun time spent hanging out with friends into social legitimization. Shit.

Popularity by arbitraryalbatross June 1, 2010

Popularity Contest 

noun- any high school class president election - ever.

Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.

Popularity Contest by Corn Flake October 26, 2006

popularity 

Something that, contrary to what popular people think, unpopular people do not crave.

Don't be sucked in by popularity.

popularity by Anonymous :) May 27, 2007