Sidepoops

similar to a wingman, but not exactly the same. A wingman suggests that your job is to distract the friend of a girl while your friend goes in for the poops. When being a sidepoops, you job can be that, or you can just be coming along for some easy poops in a pre-set double dating scenario.

"Dude, if she has a friend she wants to bring, I'll be your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.

Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Superpoops

someone in some form of relationship with a worthy (or poopsable) girl.

"You are the superpoops now. I'm just your sidepoops."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Bodybag

A rarely used term for a girl with a great face but a horrible body. This generally refers to girls who are either way to thin or pretty fat, but have a pretty face. However, a girl can be a bodybag for other reasons.

"She would be hot if she wasn't so fat. She's quite a bodybag."

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Tucheansele

pronounced touché) A response to any powerful statement. The statement can be a good answer to a question, a good comeback in a little insight fight, or something that you were just corrected on. is much more useable in conversation then the commonly known touché.

Steve: Dude they have different molar masses because they're isotopes.
Jim: Tucheansele , sir.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Effs

The effort level you would give to poops a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.

Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Butter

A girl who has a great body but a terrible face. There are different levels of butter. Butter is a really bad face, margarine is a rather bad face, and I can’t believe its not butter is a girl who’s face just isn’t good, but not horrible. Other words are derived from this. Butter on a bun is a girl with a bad face and great buns. Buttermilk is a girl with a bad face but incredible breasts.

"There's just something off about her face. But man does she have a great ass. She's definitely I-can't-believe-its-not butter on a bun.

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009