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Poopalality

a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.
John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
by MisterPoops January 19, 2009
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poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 28, 2011
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poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.
thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.
by calama February 6, 2017
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Poopalarity

a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10
John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.
by MisterPoops January 19, 2009
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pooptality

When a person is so stupid all the time and can never get anything right. If they are more stupid than the word “stupid”, you use this.
God Karen, sometimes you act like such a pooptality it annoys me!
by roblox player June 29, 2022
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