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poop muffin 

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.
Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

Poop muffin 

A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.
Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin
Poop muffin by Yes it was January 18, 2021

Poop muffin 

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!
Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
Poop muffin by Stave1 October 1, 2017

Poop Muffin 

A word used to describe someone who is cute but who doesn’t like being complimented.
Cody called Kate a Poop Muffin to when she looked cute.
Poop Muffin by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019

Poop stained corn muffin 

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.
Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

poonmuffin 

a girls vagina when she is overly large and her vagina hangs over her underwear resembling a muffin
ew gross i bet that ones a poonmuffin!
poonmuffin by DOUG LEIKUM May 14, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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