Poontunes
Poontunes by BachiniandBamBam February 23, 2011
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Poontene
Poontene by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
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poontune • poontanesca • Poontaneska • poon tuner • poontine • Poontube • pointnes • pontune boat • pontune kid • Poontene
poontuna
A girl with a bad case of the stinky poon. Nothing is worse than smelling the ocean during an intimate moment.
The girl I hooked up with last night in my frat house had a bad case of poontuna.
She was hot but the poontuna was unbearable.
Smell my fingers! Smells like the ocean right? POONTUNA!
She was hot but the poontuna was unbearable.
Smell my fingers! Smells like the ocean right? POONTUNA!
poontuna by Poontuna16 October 14, 2008
pontune kid
An absolute legendary kid who yells beeeeeaaaaaanzzz and claaaaaam Choooooowder on a northern Californian lake and when he leaves you he mentions that he’s said too many cringe things and gives you the peace sign while saying “bravo six going dark”
pontune kid by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee August 1, 2021
poon tunes
A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.
Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.
Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.
Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.
poon tunes by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010
Coontunes
Coontunes by JohnnyF*cksACouch February 23, 2011
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