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Poontene 

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.
My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.
Poontene by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

poontuna 

A girl with a bad case of the stinky poon. Nothing is worse than smelling the ocean during an intimate moment.
The girl I hooked up with last night in my frat house had a bad case of poontuna.

She was hot but the poontuna was unbearable.

Smell my fingers! Smells like the ocean right? POONTUNA!
poontuna by Poontuna16 October 14, 2008

pontune kid 

An absolute legendary kid who yells beeeeeaaaaaanzzz and claaaaaam Choooooowder on a northern Californian lake and when he leaves you he mentions that he’s said too many cringe things and gives you the peace sign while saying “bravo six going dark
Yo I heard pontune kid on the pontine saying “beeeeeeaaaaaaanzzzz”

poon tunes 

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.
Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

poontine 

A sexual act in which a male partner fills his female partner's vagina with gravy, French fries, and semin in placement of cheese. And proceeds to eat it using his penis as a fork
"That poontine tasted delicious!"
poontine by Benrp13 January 29, 2014
When your going down a black neighborhood and blasting on the stereo "Coon Town" by Johnny Rebel.
Hey Paul wanna go play some coontunes tonite?
Coontunes by JohnnyF*cksACouch February 23, 2011