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PoonKing
A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'
This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.
This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.
PoonKing by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009
Related Words
Poonking • pooning • pooking • ponking • poonkins • Pooning Out • pronking • plonking • Poinking • pooking out
Poonking
Poonkin
noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection
(Poon-kin)
A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
(Poon-kin)
A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.
Poonkin by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016
Pooning
The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
Pooning by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014
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