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The act of pooping and puking at the same time.
I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.
Pooking by APALLeN July 12, 2014
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When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.
Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
pooking by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007
(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.
I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.
Pooking by ThatKhet November 30, 2010
Pooping and puking at the same time.
I smelt my poop and that made me throw up so I grabbed my garbage and started pooking.
Pooking by Antball June 10, 2022
Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation
Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him
Pooking by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017
When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.
Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!
Pooking by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008