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The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!
by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014
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Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.
by The Poon King March 11, 2008
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the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment
i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)
by anonymous February 26, 2002
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A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.
"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"
by Codosex April 20, 2010
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The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash
You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 16, 2005
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