The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.
supplement for viagra.
Lora let's me do the pooning.
by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.
by Codosex April 21, 2010

Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.
JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"
There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.
JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"
There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.
by Piirate Sophia February 27, 2009

by GAY PEOPLE CAN POON February 23, 2019

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

by ShotzFlared January 18, 2017
