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poonkins 

a word for an extremly big loser and if there last name ends with tompkins then it works perfectly becuase the end of tomp(kins) go in the word poon(kins)

also the word could mean the kid gets a shit load of pussy

ps. this word is VERY offensive to some people
hey there poonkins wat did u do all do , let my guess played card all by urslef

hey poonkins how much action did u get last night

poonkins by Mauss September 12, 2005
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(Poon-kin)

A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.

plonkinsplurge 

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.
I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.
The name for every white person's little dog.
"Hey what's your dogs name"

"Oh it's Pookins"
Pookins by Pooky Pooks April 1, 2017

poopkins 

You look simply fabulous in that bomber jacket, poopkins!
poopkins by star February 4, 2003
A gay nickname used to mess with your friend or as a term of endearment if you’re gay
Alejandro Spedbean: hey Tuani Wuani POOKINS!

Tuani Wuani: stop calling me pookins faggot
Pookins by Tuantingtong July 29, 2018