To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food

Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.

Poomah by poomah expert February 5, 2010

poopascoop

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

poopascoop by loufoo December 26, 2011

poogasm

The overwhelmingly sensational feeling achieved after hanging a very large, dirty but succesful shit.
The arse's equivalent of a orgasm.

"Ahhh (In Relief), don't ya love poogasms.

poogasm by Diego July 4, 2003

Promasturbation

A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.

This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.

Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.

Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.

Promasturbation by Handyjohn January 11, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026