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Promasturbation

A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.

This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.

Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.
Promasturbation by Handyjohn January 11, 2010
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procasturbation 

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

Procrasturbation 

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.
Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

Procrasturbation 

1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
Procrasturbation by Information Pete September 16, 2009

procrasturbation 

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.
procrasturbation by Eric April 15, 2003

procrasturbation 

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
procrasturbation by kwang June 4, 2003

Procrasturbation 

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.
Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer
Procrasturbation by Tommy Maddox January 29, 2007