poogas

The noxious fumes that come from either fresh or decaying feces.

Made popular by the television series "Freakazoid!" when the main character exclaimed, "Eww, it smells like poogas down here!" after entering a sewer.

by Christoph H. November 30, 2007

poogas

That odor you smell as you travel pass the following:
- Sewer treatment plants
- Man hole covers
- Any bathroom where someone has taken a nasty dump
- The stairwell in parking garages next to popular bars

This place smells like poogas...

by slavens (slave-ens) May 13, 2005

poogas

Stinky gasses that escape from the ass before and after the act of defication.

Your god damned poogas stunk up the bathroom again!

by Tommy March 23, 2003

Progastinator

Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

by Glergsen February 26, 2015

Pooass

When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion

I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.

by 69 Ass May 21, 2020

poopascoop

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

by loufoo December 26, 2011

poofgasm

The moment of poof, when something magically appears or disappears from view/memory/life. The moment is so profound, there is a -gasm at the end.

Three socks reappeared from under the dryer, it was a poofgasm.

by jmacofearth June 11, 2019