posturbation
If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.
posturbation by pteryakisan October 30, 2013
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Pabsturbation
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.
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Perturbation
A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.
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Pastorbation
Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)
The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
OR
The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
OR
The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
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presturbation
Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
presturbation by That name is already taken September 2, 2011
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