Definitions by Grandpasmith
Poolsturbation
When playing a game of billiards, after successfully making your designated ball, and you do not leave yourself a follow-up shot. Effectively screwing yourself during your turn. Can be conjugated to "poolsturbated" or "poolsturbate".
"While playing Erik at Bozeman's bar, I made a great shot and left myself nothing to shoot at. Dang poolsturbation!"
Poolsturbation by Grandpasmith February 4, 2025
Poolsturbation
When playing pool/billiards, and you either miss an easy shot or make a shot and leave yourself no possible shot to follow. Leaving your opponent satisfied without having to do a thing.
I gave the Chucklhead easy satisfaction on the pool table when my poor play left him able to make himself happy. Poolsturbation.
Poolsturbation by Grandpasmith April 17, 2024
zubala
(zú-buh-luh)
A verbal “hex” utilized while playing pool to negatively affect an opponent’s shot. Can only be used once a game. (See also “noonan” used in golf.)
A verbal “hex” utilized while playing pool to negatively affect an opponent’s shot. Can only be used once a game. (See also “noonan” used in golf.)
“Devin was shooting at the 8-ball for the win so I uttered ‘zubala’ in order to make him miss.”
“He got zubalad and missed.”
“He got zubalad and missed.”
zubala by Grandpasmith April 6, 2022