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hamper pantilingus 

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.
I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.
hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Pontifinot

A reasonably articulate person, who attempts to pontificate about anything or any issue...but can easily be shown to be totally wrong.
After listening to that person's explanation, they sounded good, but were completely wrong. What a Pontifinot.
Pontifinot by adaptandimprovise2 November 9, 2018

Mathematical Pointillism 

The use of small dots rather than a pen, pencil, or Sharpie marker to depict a numeral, geometric figure, formula, or math concept.
Even artists who are allergic to school math could demonstrate their numerical, geometric, or formulaic creativity through mathematical pointillism.

pontillious 

1. of ,like,or having to do with te pope and all his popely pimpin
2. just plain sweet...super pimptacular
(also, pontifficus, pontilliating,pontillicious)
1. man, that guy is pontillious in that big hat
2. that car is pontillious with its sweet ass rims
pontillious by zch w. February 17, 2003

pantiliner

absorbent multi-purpose shield with utilitarian self-adhesive backing. help me keep that 'fresh feeling' and my undergarments stain free after wild nights
lightdays, carefree
pantiliner by msa November 20, 2003

Penillingus 

I scored some penillingus off that
blonde last night.
Penillingus by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003