Definitions by Trader1933

salty bake sale 

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.

I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.

salty bake sale by Trader1933 January 19, 2017

hamper pantilingus 

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

brown tuna 

When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.

I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna

brown tuna by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

gristley surprise 

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

gristley surprise by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

choking on a turkey neck 

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.

Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

choking on a turkey neck by Trader1933 January 13, 2017

sneaky tp 

Unroll a roll of toilet paper. Jerk off and drag it through your cum, Roll it back up, enjoy sneaky tp

Man I pulled a sneaky tp on all my co-workers sneaky tp

sneaky tp by Trader1933 January 13, 2017