pantiliner

absorbent multi-purpose shield with utilitarian self-adhesive backing. help me keep that 'fresh feeling' and my undergarments stain free after wild nights

lightdays, carefree

pantiliner by msa November 20, 2003

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Partyliner

A despicable human being that frequents the old Jackie 2000 or Mama Raven phone/chat lines in Syracuse NY. The female versions are usually MUCH younger than they tell you and the males are usually MUCH older than they state.

The majority of the partyliner males are in their 40's and are looking to hookup with young chicks. Many of them live in their mother's basement. Nearly all have no job.

The majority of partyliner girls are 12-15 years of age and at least slightly overweight. Many are looking for an older guy to get the drunk or stoned.

The partyliner is a perfect match for itself since all old partyliner males want a young partyliner female. Then thye get caught doing them in the woods and go to jail and live even further off our taxpayer money!!

Bob: Hey who is this?

Karen: My name is BootyBooBoo

Bob: How old are you?

Karen :20, u?

Bob: I am 20 too. what a coincidence! Wanna Hook up?

Karen: No way! I am really only 12 and I am smart enough to know you are a partyliner!

Partyliner by DudeWayCool April 26, 2010

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hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

hamper pantilingus by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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