Ponkter

Rookie bricklayer who wouldnt last a day on a real site. Some may say hes got soft hands. He wouldve normally spent his nans universal credit on Bet 365 with his little pals after spunking his overdraft on a couples of brasses.

Shutup you and your little pals are a bunch of ponkters.

by the mayor of hounslow December 3, 2025

ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

ponster

Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events

Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"

by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

Ponkerfudge

When a mediocre middle aged white man takes a shit in a hat and gives it to you as a present for your 7th birthday.

Person: Wow that kids so cute!
Person 2: Ya but I heard they got Ponkerfudged

by PUSSY-SLAYER420 November 23, 2020

Pinker Ponker

1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.

2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.

Tanya woke up with a Pinker Ponker the morning after she had hot wet intercourse all night long.

by Shella Bella February 19, 2011

ponker

A very attractive girl/woman.

"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"

by sparkneon October 7, 2005

ponkerz

ponkerz: they are very pretty and nice also they like the color yellow and have a dog

They make lots of people happy especially a specific person in mind <33

ponkerz is hot

by 7777777SEVEN7777777 June 22, 2021