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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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Jr finger pointer joyner 

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.
One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.
Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.
Pinterict by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015
To think and care
Ponder - To wonder and to care
Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

four pointer 

Titty fucking. Placing your penis between a woman's breastasis and pumping like crazy until you cum. Jake Kemp says it's worth 4 points.
Becca's jugs are so big, I was easily able to score a four pointer last night.
four pointer by Dan's Beach Towel December 19, 2013
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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