4 definition by sparkneon

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A very attractive girl/woman.
"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"
by sparkneon October 06, 2005

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A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.
"She is the biggest spoof sponge"
by sparkneon October 06, 2005

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An idiot, stupid person.
"Would someone tell this smegan to shut up"
by sparkneon October 06, 2005

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Australian slang for a cigarette.
"Got a chole mate". abbreviated from charcoal
by sparkneon October 06, 2005

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