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ponkers
Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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Ponce de Le-bóned
When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
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Ponce-de-Leóned
A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.
A much higher degree of being owned.
A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"
While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"
While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
Ponce-de-Leóned by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006
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Ponder by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021
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