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Ponderosa 

A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.
"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"
Ponderosa by Shaun-Andru July 1, 2017
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Ponderosa 

A term used to define your household, home, location.
Mike:Hey John, where are you?
John: I'm chillin' at my ponderosa.
Ponderosa by Dubbb B August 5, 2009

Ponderosa 

commonly used when one highly doubts or questions the veracity of a statement
guy a: have you seen the latest matrix movie, it was awesome.
guy b: ponderosa!
Ponderosa by Latty November 18, 2003

Ponderosa 

A smelly smell that could have been avoided with the help of general hygienic practices.
You:"My homegirl be smelling like something died"

Me:Me "you mean smelling like some ponderosa?"
Ponderosa by Weird12u May 17, 2019

Ponderosa High School 

A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".
"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"

ponderosa high school 

A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.
Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.

Ponderosa Spread 

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.
You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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