ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb October 08, 2015

ponderize

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

by friesounz October 07, 2015

ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

by Joseph 'sMyth October 07, 2015

ponderize

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.

My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.

by deathbringer14 October 08, 2015

ponderize

To ponder/memorize something

I ponderize a scripture every day.

by 100sreven7 October 24, 2015

ponderize

80% Ponder, 20% memorize

I had to ponderize to pass the class

by scubathomas36 October 08, 2015

ponderize

To think deeply about something important and memorize it to use it later.

I ponderize a verse from the scriptures every week, and have done so for 20 years.

by Hwilly11 October 04, 2015