ponger

a person who smells offensively

He hasn't had a bath in yonks, he's a real ponger

by Ems74 December 9, 2006

Ponger

A young man who chooses a lifestyle of playing beer pong with his boyfriends as opposed to spending quality time with hot chicks.

Man, Matt is such a ponger, he has that smoking hot chick named Kelci and he'd rather go to the bar and hang with those dud friends of his instead.

by Tomgunn July 30, 2010

Ponger

Used as an insult.
See mong.

An extremely dumb person, who acts as if they're disabled.

Steve, you fucking ponger, what the fuck are you doing?!

by InsultMaster May 31, 2019

Ponger

People who bounce around like the dot on the 1972 arcade game Pong e.g. people in a mosh pit

I bought a ticket in the seats to not get pummelled by the pongers on the floor

by JRHE July 12, 2010

ponger's elbow

The equivalent of tennis elbow, yet from the high intensity game known as beer pong. Victims show signs of swelling in the elbow region, as well as an aching sensation one gets while shooting. While cures are still being researched to fix the problem, players are instructed to play through the pain and continue to enjoy the great game of pong.

Playing beer pong for 5 straight nights will usually result in Ponger's Elbow

by I Love Beer Pong October 26, 2008

master ponger

A guy/girl/they who’s so good at cup pong

Person 1: yo let’s play cup pong

Person 2: ok *proceeds to be super good at it*
Person 1: woah man your a master ponger

by Bohuslava October 21, 2022

ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021