poner

An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.

Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.

by Chonky June 04, 2007

poner

a pussy boner

Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner

by Jesus Christ SAN December 05, 2009

poner

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

by HoboAC February 09, 2008

poner

when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while

i was in the car so long i got a poner

by pbsbrockton September 03, 2011

poner

when a girl is turned on and has a boner, her poon pulses and you call this a poner.

to test this sit ontop of the girl and see if her poon pulses.. if it pulses then she's turned on and has a poner!

-'ahhh you lezzer your pooons fucking pulsing, shes got a poner?! '

-jays so fucking hot!
-you have a poner?
-yeah my poon's pulsing like no other!

by yamayam June 21, 2007

poner

derivitive from the spanish verb "to put." poner is to put out, and when in respect to a human, it is somone who puts out, most likely easily.

god damn, kendall wishes all guys were poners.

by wild man May 10, 2005

poner

1. abbrev. pony tail.
see pone

i didn't have time to brush my hair today, so i put it up into a poner.

by plaquemouth October 12, 2006