Poner

A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.

This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.

by Colgatepony September 2, 2011

poner

An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.

Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.

by Chonky June 25, 2007

Poner

A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.

"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."

by bakenshake May 1, 2010

poner

a pussy boner

Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner

by Jesus Christ SAN December 4, 2009

poner

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

by HoboAC February 8, 2008

Poner

An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony

* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok

by jrfredrick May 21, 2013

poner

when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while

i was in the car so long i got a poner

by pbsbrockton September 9, 2011