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YOU MADE POMPON MAD!

pompon is going to kill you because you have done something very terrible
pumpkin pie: YOU MADE POMPON MAD!
British situation comedy using pommy stereotypes and pasty pommy caricatures. Lame ass toilet comedy with dopey accents like Hyacinth Bucket, Morcombe and Unwise, Dick Enema.......... Carry on snowflake............
Q: What's on TV tonight?

A: Fuck all as usual - just every pomcom ever made on every fucking channel. Utter utter utter utter utter trash
Pomcom by ratsbackside September 26, 2023

Pocono Mountain East 

Pocono Mountain East High School is a place located in Swiftwater, PA. Let's get one thing straight: The school doesn't suck--the people do. Most (if not all) the girls are skanky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. The boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy messaging the gay kid on myspace for a hook-up. And best of all is the administration. They're simply a bunch of hypocrites. They say one thing and do another. It's seriously a hot mess. Graduating from this school means you're nowhere NEAR facing the real world, because the curriculum is a joke, and the only thing the school focuses on are those annoying PSSA scores.
Boy: Jeeze, I'm so tired of PSSA's, skanky girls, and closet-cases!
Girl: Damn, you must go to Pocono Mountain East.
A poconut is an insult to say that soemwone is stuppid.
Credit to my brother.
This fat orangutang is a poconut because he can't talk.
poconut by Nathan Bailey February 14, 2023

Pocono Mountain East High School 

this high school is a void. an endless wormhole that is in existence for one sole purpose. to slowly and painfully extract 4 years of your precious life. avoid at ALL costs.
"Fuck my life"
Student of Pocono Mountain East High School

Cal Poly Pomona 

Better than UC Davis, UCSB, UCI, UCSC and UCR in engineering, better than any other school (with the exception of Cal Poly and Harvard in architecture. One out of every 5 licensed architects in CA graduated from this school as well as one out of every 14 engineers.

And it's crazy cheap too! (~$3000/yr. for tuition for in-state residents and $11000 total when tacked on with housing).

Plus, the new residential suites kick ass.
Cal Poly Pomona by The Architect January 4, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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