poconut 

A poconut is an insult to say that soemwone is stuppid.
Credit to my brother.

This fat orangutang is a poconut because he can't talk.

poconut by Nathan Bailey February 14, 2023

poconut 

term for anyone who, on purpose, chooses to live in the Poconos, and over time experiences a "pocono mind dump", thereby losing all mental function and common sense.

Watchout for route 209 on a sunday, it is crawlin with Poconuts.

poconut by amy April 4, 2003

poconut 

physical contact with one's testicles by one's own or another's appendage, typically the hand. In certain contexts the appendage doing the touching could be represented by an elbow, a knee, a foot or even a fist. A "bare", "hairy" or "cracked" poconut implies skin on skin contact, while a "poconut on the tree" or "poconut with leaves" indicates indirect contact as when an intervening article of clothing or fabric shields the target testicle(s) from otherwise receiving a direct physical contact (si.e. kin on skin) from the touching appendage.

1. Joe: That TSA guy was a little bit too friendly. He gave me a couple of poconuts.

Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?

Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.

2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.

poconut by phaeidaeux February 7, 2013

Poonuts 

1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.

1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test

Poonuts by Anonymous November 11, 2002

poonut butter 

Poonut butter is a delicious treat, similar in consistency to Gnutella. Here is the receipe for Poonut Butter:

1. Eat only bran muffins for a whole day
2. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
3. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
4. On the 4th day, begin harvesting your poop. It will be in small "poonuts" from all the bran. Put 1 pound of poonuts into the food processor along with a 1/2 cup of olive oil. Blend until smooth. Serve poonut butter on bread or baked in a pie.

Hey Jimmy, your mom makes the best poonut butter YEYYYYYYY!

poonut butter by King Souser December 28, 2005

poonut butter 

Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.

Jerry scraped the poonut butter from his genitals and slathered a generous helping to Amys face.

poonut butter by poonut man March 26, 2010

Reverse Blumpkin Glazed Poonut 

A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."

She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.

Reverse Blumpkin Glazed Poonut by noturavgirlie May 14, 2015