by Nathan Bailey February 14, 2023
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by amy April 4, 2003
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physical contact with one's testicles by one's own or another's appendage, typically the hand. In certain contexts the appendage doing the touching could be represented by an elbow, a knee, a foot or even a fist. A "bare", "hairy" or "cracked" poconut implies skin on skin contact, while a "poconut on the tree" or "poconut with leaves" indicates indirect contact as when an intervening article of clothing or fabric shields the target testicle(s) from otherwise receiving a direct physical contact (si.e. kin on skin) from the touching appendage.
1. Joe: That TSA guy was a little bit too friendly. He gave me a couple of poconuts.
Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?
Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.
2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.
Bob: Oh man, were they hairy?
Joe: Nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but I think he would've cracked one open if I had gone to the private screening area with him.
2. Ken had a date with Barbie last night. I knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the Easter Bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.
by phaeidaeux February 7, 2013
Get the poconut mug.by Anonymous November 11, 2002
Get the Poonuts mug.Poonut butter is a delicious treat, similar in consistency to Gnutella. Here is the receipe for Poonut Butter:
1. Eat only bran muffins for a whole day
2. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
3. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
4. On the 4th day, begin harvesting your poop. It will be in small "poonuts" from all the bran. Put 1 pound of poonuts into the food processor along with a 1/2 cup of olive oil. Blend until smooth. Serve poonut butter on bread or baked in a pie.
1. Eat only bran muffins for a whole day
2. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
3. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
4. On the 4th day, begin harvesting your poop. It will be in small "poonuts" from all the bran. Put 1 pound of poonuts into the food processor along with a 1/2 cup of olive oil. Blend until smooth. Serve poonut butter on bread or baked in a pie.
by King Souser December 28, 2005
Get the poonut butter mug.Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.
by poonut man March 26, 2010
Get the poonut butter mug.A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."
She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.
by noturavgirlie May 14, 2015
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