nutman
Norman: yeaaaaaaah, you know about that
Rim(girl): harder daddy, pocket squares are cool
Norman: uhhhhh nutman
Rim(girl): harder daddy, pocket squares are cool
Norman: uhhhhh nutman
nutman by small dick club December 1, 2016
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Nutman
A term used by British and Commonwealth Sailors to describe a Homosexual or a Male who displays flamboyance Behaviour.
Nutman by zuzbar stikibudz January 1, 2021
Nutminder
1.) n. One who minds their nuts. Typically, holds them incessantly or wears protective yamsack gear for all occasions.
2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.
2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.
Your couch monkey friend that sits with his legs spread wide for all to see while he manhandles his testicles like no one is around. The nutminder has callouses on his hands, not from masturbating, but from sack grabbing all day long in the presence of others and while fully clothed.
Nutminder by St0rmshadow May 15, 2008
Nutmare
a synonym to the widely known disastrous moist wet dream. usually had in a sensual dream or during the infamous no nut november.
karen: “omg brittany did you hear?”
brittany: “no, what?”
karen: “brad totally had a nutmare last night!”
brittany: “that means his frosting factory is open for business!”
karen: “splendid.”
brittany: “no, what?”
karen: “brad totally had a nutmare last night!”
brittany: “that means his frosting factory is open for business!”
karen: “splendid.”
Nutmare by Jo Fabreze August 26, 2019
Gary Numan syndrome
A promoter's fear of not selling any pre-sale tickets for a fucking legendary artist! Goddamnit!
In reference to Gary Numan's gig in Geneva (Switzerland)on May 16th, 2006, when not a single pre-sale ticket had been purchased (though an intimate crowd of people got their tickets at the box office on the night of the concert).
In reference to Gary Numan's gig in Geneva (Switzerland)on May 16th, 2006, when not a single pre-sale ticket had been purchased (though an intimate crowd of people got their tickets at the box office on the night of the concert).
- Hey mate, I've just booked this great artist to perform at a really neat venue, but I fear that no one's going to buy a ticket because everyone's a fucking ignorant!
- Dude, you've got the Gary Numan syndrome.
- Fuck!
- Dude, you've got the Gary Numan syndrome.
- Fuck!
Gary Numan syndrome by fuckin' fuck! January 30, 2009
NFTmania
Short for “non-fungible token mania.” The urge or rage to own and invest in dear NFTs—and the desire by artists and creators to sell their digital assets at obscene or outrageous prices.
Gary Numan
Gary Numan is an English songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. He was signed to Beggars Banquet in 1979 and released the album Replicas (which went to number one in the UK) in the same year with the band Tubeway Army. Replicas, The Pleasure Principle, Telekon, Dance and I, Assassin were all released between 1979 and 1981 and they are heralded as genre-defying new wave albums. Unfortunately, due to large debts and a desire to reconquer the charts, Numan ended up recording a series of below-par albums during the best part of the eighties and early nineties. It was not until he released the album Sacrifice in 1994 that he began to show again his lyrical prowess and capacity to innovate. The following albums, Exile, Pure, Hybrid and Jagged, as well as a newfound following among artists such as The Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson have greatly improved Numan's reputation, and given him a cult fan following throughout the UK.
The more I disregard the signs
The more I glide.
The more I walk across the lines
The more I fly.
Crazier by Gary Numan, taken from the album Hybrid.
The more I glide.
The more I walk across the lines
The more I fly.
Crazier by Gary Numan, taken from the album Hybrid.
Gary Numan by Cream Selector July 18, 2007
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