poecon 

An event where a dozen anti-social badasses from online who get together in a sad attempt to try to be social.

Sad. Really, really, really sad.

Did you see those pictures from Poecon? For guys who talk a lot of shit online, they sure do look like the biggest losers in the world.

poecon by LOL I AM USING THE INTERNETS December 26, 2004

poecon 

POECON is the semi-annual summer-camp for the Inner Cabal of the Portal of Evil, where these Masters of the Online Universe gather to let down their hair and indulge in bacchanalian excesses that would make Caligula blush. There are a hundred eye-popping rumors about POECONS, involving groinal fireworks, inflatable grandmothers, the improbable quantities of liquor, and skinnydipping retards, some or most of which may be true.

Burning Man? Forget that shit, I'm going to POECON.

poecon by Theo C. Cupier III November 4, 2004

Preconditulation 

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

I was sitting in class the other day when I felt preconditulation.

Preconditulation by HideYoKidzLadyz May 15, 2014

preconceived 

(of an idea or opinion) formed before having the evidence for its truth or usefulness.

John: You can’t trust them because they’re not like you or me

Tim: that’s just a preconceived opinion

preconceived by YS_RD November 25, 2018

peeconch 

A large-shelled marine gastropod mollusk which lives in shallow, briny Bahamian pee-water. Known for having a tasty black pecker.

Our snorkeling expedition was hindered due to the brackish water and high numbers of peeconchs.

peeconch by naughtysecretary June 7, 2010

Pocono Mountain East 

Pocono Mountain East High School is a place located in Swiftwater, PA. Let's get one thing straight: The school doesn't suck--the people do. Most (if not all) the girls are skanky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. The boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy messaging the gay kid on myspace for a hook-up. And best of all is the administration. They're simply a bunch of hypocrites. They say one thing and do another. It's seriously a hot mess. Graduating from this school means you're nowhere NEAR facing the real world, because the curriculum is a joke, and the only thing the school focuses on are those annoying PSSA scores.

Boy: Jeeze, I'm so tired of PSSA's, skanky girls, and closet-cases!
Girl: Damn, you must go to Pocono Mountain East.

Pocono Mountain East by MrRelevance April 11, 2011

poconut 

A poconut is an insult to say that soemwone is stuppid.
Credit to my brother.

This fat orangutang is a poconut because he can't talk.

poconut by Nathan Bailey February 14, 2023