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Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009

Population Control 

A highly suspicious term that probably indicates some kind of mass killings or possibly genocide is being orchestrated by somebody, likely some kind of authority
This "national socialist" claims population control was the only intent of the 1940's German government, but I'm pretty sure that's not accurate
Population Control by Azaryn June 6, 2017

Population Paste 

A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans ejaculatory fluids.

Or... a funny name for cum. ;)
Dirk shot population paste all over Brooke's back
Population Paste by Crin May 13, 2005

probulation 

A combination of the words "probability" and "calculation." It is therefore a calculation of the probability of an event. High-profile scientists and forensic detectives use this word all the time in that it increases their verbal efficiency by approximately 3.5%. It can also be used in the verb form (probulate)
What is the probulation that Arash did it in the library with the candlestick?

I will probulate the outcome.
probulation by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

fuck the population 

A term used by a person who has seen through the bullshit of humans who do not think and cause harm because they are so brainless.

It means that you highly dislike humans as a whole because of the way they about doing things.
“Hey do you wanna go out to make more friends?”
“No fuck the population they’re all sheeple anyway”

poopulation 

The number of turds in any given trip to the bathroom.
After going to the bathroom, Bill said the toilet had a poopulation of 6.
poopulation by Falconet December 16, 2008