Pluttered

A State of mind in which one is unable to comprehend/rationalize reality due to an excessive amount of inebriant's consumed.

Did you see That guy at the club last night, he was so Pluttered, He didnt know which way was up, down or sideways.

he was so Pluttered, that staff had to carry his ass out of the club

he was so Pluttered, He didnt know if he was coming or going.

he was so Pluttered, He put on his momo and we actually thought the big lady came to sing for us

by Sunday Specialist October 25, 2009

Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

Pussy Plastered

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.

"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"

by camitee May 31, 2011

plutored

Being so drunk you're on pluto. Truly fucked.

Mark: Jim wats the craic?
Jim: I'm fucking plutored.
Mark:That bad man?

by Danvcxz March 31, 2014

Getting Plastered

Getting drunk badly or getting high

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!

by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014

Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.

I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.

by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022