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Plundered 

"God and Father are what you scream when no one comes to save you" ~ ME (Remember that one? From, like, awhile ago? Isn't that just an insane thing to say!? Hahaha! Well, here, I got a little skit here. I think you're going to like it. You want to run to the fridge quick and grab a drink? Do you DO that? Do you have, like, a reading ritual? Do you light candles? Get yourself a coffe or a blanket or something? Go ahead. Get your little thing set up and, go on, go and get it and we'll start.... You ready? Alright. Here we go. Story time. This one is called 'Deuteronomy.')
Hym "And thus... Ye are plundered. Now... I know what you're going to do. You're going to cry out for you father... And you'll cry for your God-"

Daughter " 'SON!' "

Hym "-Ope, yep. The son. Sometimes it's the son... Father, son, and the holy spirit... The holy trinity. It's like a little ritual you all do... Oh, well. Son is gone and I am Hym. I decide what happens across time, indefinitely. You know, in a abstract sense, I'm the guy from the stroies your father told you. I mean... I'm not HIM but... I AM... Hey... Is there another guy here? Sometimes there's a 4th guy..."

Daughter 🥺

4th guy "YOU BASTARD!"

Hym "There he is- Shalom! Hym shows mercy to those who serve and anyone who doesn't do what I want is evil."

4th guy "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Hym "Heheheh, THAT... That is EXACTLY what I would say... You sound like Hym."

4th "RAAAHHHH!!!" *Whif*

Hym *Foowsh* *Kkrrkk!* "Heheheh... It's the same thing every God-damned time... Ahhhhh 😮 💨 Alright. Time to go. Is it- Are we done? Yeah? Alright. Yeah, let's go."
Plundered by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy 

what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

hobo plunder 

1. Items that a homeless person has. Usually stored in a bag, cart, or some other form of portable carrying device.

2. Useless items found in an MMORPG.
1. Wow, that homeless guy has a huge cart. And its filled to the brim with Hobo Plunder.

2. My inventory is full? I must have grabbed too many broken datapads, and other Hobo Plunder.
hobo plunder by Spades85 April 3, 2005

Plunder whore 

A person who only hangs around you when they want something.; A user
A phony that only invites you to events to gain gifts or something of value.

EXAMPLE: my phony friends are plunder whores.
Plunder whore by rapunzell November 19, 2012

Plundergarments 

Unisex clothing that is solicited by a woman typically after the distraught realization that the only clothing available after a night of sleeping over is the tattered remains of a dress worn the previous evening. They are requested to avoid the embarrassment of the walk of shame. Plundergarments are almost always several sizes larger than the woman's size and are likely never going to be returned, and thus it is recommended the clothes furnished have little or no personal value.
"Hey girl, those are some nice boy shorts! Where'd you get them?"
"I was surprised when the center from the basketball team gave them to me as plundergarments after our fling last week. I want to keep them, and I haven't returned his texts asking for them back!"
Plundergarments by JAKarp October 11, 2009

Poop Plundering

There has to be 2 people present in this act. Both he/she butt holes need to be touching each other. butt hole to butt hole.Then both individuals need to shit at the same time, making 2 poops become 1 poop.
One time I ate peanuts before poop plundering and made a nutty mess.

After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.
Poop Plundering by HYM3N_DESTR0R February 4, 2014